I'm finding it a little sad that while it's only the tenth day of Christmas, decorations have already disappeared and there are no more parties to go to. So, in honor of my favorite season, I offer a new version of the beloved holiday song, rewritten for a more modern, more fiercely productive age.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, we all went back to work.
Somehow it just doesn't have the same ring to it. But anyway...no post-holiday blues for me just yet, and I hope not for you, either. Merry Christmas, all!